101 things to do at an airport or on the airplane

This blog is for Reece and Alisa: everyone else would just think its stupid...

1. Keep saying TERMINAL ONE in a robot voice, if you see old people, do it right in their face
2. Take drugs, get them in your pants through security
3. Get all the kids together in one place and play duck duck goose and read stories while waiting for boarding.
4.smuggle an aligator...my friend works airport security, and that really happened lol.
5. TALK AND TAALLK to the nearest stranger next to you (thats for you Reese)
6. When you board the plane and the door shuts, scream IT SMELLS LIKE ALLIGATOR POOP!!
7.Read a book
8.Read a magazine
9. Read your partners eyes
10.Knit
11.Crochet
12. Run through the terminals screaming your favorite songs
13. Use the drinking fountain for a waterfight in the airport! or bottled water on the plane..make sure and soak the pee out of the old people
14. Laugh endlessly, Holly style
15. Eat
16. when they take your drink order..be really indecisive and say uuhhhhhhhmmm a lot
17. draw
18. Color
19. twiddle your thumbs
20. pop every bone in your body
21. burp
22. Fart
23. fart and burp in a chorus of WE WILL ROCK YOU!
24. Have hot steamy sex at 1000 miles in the air, THE MILE HIGH CLUB!!
25. Watch the Hangover
26.Make a mini flash mob just you and your travel mates, sing songs like LEAVIN ON A JETPLANE! and I WANT TO FLY AWAY by Lenny Kravitz
27. Read the skymail magazine, fantasize how WEIRD your life could be with some of the objects in there
28. play ispy, looking out the window only (and only use clouds) lol!
29.look at the cloud formations in the sky
30. when i was little, i used to picture people sitting on the clouds watching me fly by (weird, i know!)
31. talk and laugh like peter griffen, and stewie..tho Peter would be more annoying and fun!
32. Count all the old people, then eat them
33. talk like an arab...
34. dont say BOMB in an airport..but say TICKING EXPLOSIVE DEVICE instead...
35. try to break into stupid ex's accounts....and fail miserably at it because you just do not care
36. sleep (my eyes are so heavy right now just saying the word)
37.pick your scabs, gross, i know!
38. pick your nose
39.pick your bum
40.pick your partners hair, and eat his bugs like a monkay.
41. Impersonate your favorite wild animal
42. Talk in a fake Brittish or Irish accent the entire time from airport through checkpoint and too airplane
43. ask the TSA if they are going to check your partner and see if they have drugs in their pocket, then give them reason to why you think that !!
44. Ride on the luggage ramp when you get your bags
45. Yell TUBULAR DUDE!! and humm SURFIN USA by the beach boys while you ride it
46. have sex on one, youd be in for the ride of your life, in the back of a cop car!
47. airport bathroom sex....
48. airPLANE bathroom sex..sounds claustraphobia inducing
49.throw a screaming child in the bathroom, and flush him and watch him fly!
50. sit and wonder who you just shat on as you took that dump in the airplane bathroom...
51.smuggle a dwarf through security check point
52. TEXT OR CALL HOLLY ON HER CELL THAT NOW WORKS!! lol!
53. take lots of pictures..
54. get a smoothie from the rad place at PDX before the check points, mmm
55. kick yourself in the ass, because by the time you read this, youll be past the check points lol
56. learn something new about eachother that you have never told eachother...
57. get excited about eating at TGI FRIDAYS!! :) or anywhere new on the trip!
58. remember to not be douche bags and fuck tards, and pack me in your suitcases next time lol
59. try combining ginger ale with something else sprite-ish! or ginger ale and v8.its oober good!!
60.dont read my, dont read my, dont read my pokerface...
61. tickle a TSA guy..see if it gets you through security quicker.
62. you know those belts at the security check point that you put your crap on? lay on one, so the tsa man can see your skeleton lol
63. make lots of static when you have to take your shoes off
64. and shock everyone with it!!
65. have your id ready (possibly the most useful piece of advice on this entry)
66. cry like a baby when you gain or lose your 10 bucks (i heard about your little bet!!!)
67. remember, this trip is about eachother.and to do all you can for eachother during the duration of this trip
68. Find me a hot date! tell reese what happened! lol :)
69. start the wave while on the plane
70. start the wave while sitting to board a plane
71. when they call kids traveling alone to board first, walk on your knees and go IM A WIDDLE KID!!!
72. remember that Holly + Ryan = YES YES YES!! and plan out exactly what i am going to say to him when i see him for the first time in a year and remember were all going to dinner together lol!
73. think of Unique wedding flares for when that day comes for you two :)
74. streak through the airport...nah, better yet, the airplane!
75. slap yourself, for not texting me back when i told you what number i was on :)
76. slap reese, because abuse is awesome!
77. kick alisa in the shin, because I said so! :P
78. take turn putting regurgatated old people and kids on the baggage belts...
79. tell the lady :id like to fly today: when you check your boarding pass through the under plane portion
80. challenge eachother to not say the word WORK, SUPERVISOR, OR LABOR the entire time your gone :)
81. woah, i just fell asleep between 80 and 81..no joke
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Eddie my love.. (referencing the 60s song)

yeah, well, the decision to become a parent has been haunting me forever now. I honestly think that the influence of shows like John and Kate plus 8 played some kind of role to it, but on my own, I saw how important kids are. I have had my kid nephew J for a long time now, hes a super rad kid and I can only dream that my little boy is going to be just like him in most ways. I am not financially able to support a kid right now, Id like to be settled in a career, and living on my own, and of course, b eing able to do what all I can for my kids. I have always wanted a son as well, im thinking having 2 nephews had a huge play in the reasons for that. Also the fact that I truely have had bad luck with evil little girls! Lets face it, when it comes to kids, boys are boss, and little girls are annoying princesses.

Also, since as long as I can remember, I have wanted to name my son, Eddie (really, to the point of that being a relationship requirement, ask the ex's lol). Just a vision I had, my Mom, all she ever wanted to be was a Mom, and I guess for the most part I follow that.

Yes, sleepless nights, permanent commitments and maturity, attitude plays a big role in becoming a parent, but darn it, im ready. In every way but financially. I had a lot of practice watching J so much.

Everytime I step into the store, I gawk over the babie clothes (if they are in sight).
Im working on a letter to write to my future children, just so I can see how much things change between this confidence in being ready, and the time I actually have them would be.

Alright, im off to find unflavored jello, toodles everyone.