My Cats as people.

My cats if they were people:

Tigger would be the druggie, the coke addict, the one who has tried everything under the sun, and possibly even a dealer.

Baxter would be the quiet, oddball one who sits and watches tv most of the time, and is a little bit slower then the rest and sneaky, but likeable too.

Mr Jingles would be: the wise ass, the leader, control freak...the guy who is the Don of the mafia. Kind of like, Sonny on General hospital. Kind, gentle, but if you cross him, you're going to get whacked!

Tucker would be the funny kid, trying every sport in the world. Toying with all the girls and using his charm to get what he wants. Maybe even a car theif, criminal mastermind.

Oliver: well, he would be the guy who helps the criminal. THe guy who hops in the passenger seat as Tucker is stealing the car.

Lily: she would be the snob. Only shops at Hollister, or Aeropostale on Thursdays. Yet, always keeping her twin brothers in check. Keeping them clean, playing mama cat, but yet all the same, just being a priss in her off time.

Im a mess LOL

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I love Portlandia. ( i took this from them and brought it over)

Fred: remember the 90s when everyone was pickling their own vegetables, and brewing their own bear...growing out their mutton chops, and waxing their handle bar mustaches? yeah everyone was knitting, and wearing glasses all the time, like contact lenses were never invented. :sings: The dream of the 1890's is alive in Portlannddddd. microbrew or die! :speaks: when children grew up to be artisan bakers, everyone had home made haircuts, and guys shaved with straight razors?

Carrie: yeah I dont remember it, but i remember reading about it.

belts didnt really exist yet, everyone wore suspendors, carved their own ice cubes.

Carrie: I thought that died out 120 years ago

Fred: :sideways smirk: not in Portland.

sings its the dream of the

remember the 1890s when the economy was in a tailspin? unwashed young men roamed the streets looking for work? and people turned their back on huge corporate monopolys and supported local businesses?

Carrie: I thought we had to support local corporations! i thought they were to big to fail!

Fred:
well in Portland, people raise their own chickens and cure their own beef!

:sings dream of the 1890s is in Portland, the skinny is strong and alive in Portland:

Carrie: so from what your saying, its like president McKinley was never assassinated? its like the 20th century never happened?

Fred: exactly.

Carrie: people rode streetcars, and inconvenient Penny Farthing bicycles that hurt your back?

Fred: Yeah!